Saturday, August 8, 2009

So, Yeah, I'm Not Doing This Anymore


This announcement might break the hearts of all my readers but...


Hmm...

This announcement might break the heart of my reader, but I've decided that it'd be a good idea for me to discontinue this blog.

I'll be heading back to school soon, and when it kicks up, I simply won't have the time to commit to writing this blog or playing poker. Between my incredible popularity and stunning good looks, I anticipate that it'll be hard enough to keep my mob of adoring fans and would-be lovers off of me, even without the blog going.

In other words, it's not you- reader, it's me- and I'm just not ready for this committed of a relationship yet.

Perhaps our paths will someday cross and our love will spark and begin to burn anew. But mostly likely, you'll probably be that one girl in the cafeteria who I try to avoid making eye contact with, because we've done unspeakable things to each other, and are no longer so enthralled with our whip, chain, and goat-filled late night encounters.

And with that, I bid you safe travel fair interwebs. May your Hulu remain free, and your porn stay questionable.

- 0 and 1

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