This isn't one of those porn websites that you accidentally open up at work that won't let you close them out no matter how many times you try to click out of them.
This is worse.
Welcome to my blog.
My name is 0 and 1... here's what's going on in my corner of the interwebs:
In an effort to waste countless hours of my life away in a horrific, nerdy, and possibly destructive fashion, I have decided to open an online poker account with no money in it and attempt to reach 50,000 dollars, starting by playing only nearly-impossible-to-cash-in freerolls.
By now you might be saying (although you're probably not), "0 and 1, you unoriginal twit, you obviously just copied Full Tilt Poker's Chris Ferguson Challenge."
And, of course, you'd be right. You'd also be a tremendous dick.
However, as you might imagine, following someone make a fool out of themselves on the internet (as I'm about to do) isn't really a novel idea anymore.
In an attempt to draw your attention I will fill this blog with terrible jokes, in-depth accounts of my humiliation in this process, and delightful cinematic-like anecdotes of my life in the fast-lane, in which I will be played by Bruce Willis.
So sit back, relax, and enjoy staring my bankroll's slick round numbers.
Current Bankroll: $0.00
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